I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
