I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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