You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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