I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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