ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Couch. On fire.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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