And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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