And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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