if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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