Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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