the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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