Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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