Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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