This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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