This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
