I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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