Three words: puerto rican gang bang
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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