if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I need water and some morals
Randomize