she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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