I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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