just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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