If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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