you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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