super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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