Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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