i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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