If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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