oh god the rape fog is back!
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
