I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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