She went from zero to smokin in five shots
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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