u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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