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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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