Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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