Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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