Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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