Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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