if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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