I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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