No, you can still breathe under the balls.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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