He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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