belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
