It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
you are never too drunk for berry picking
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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