Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
