WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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