Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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