Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
When are your genitals available?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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