When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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