My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
no you cant smoke seaweed
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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