I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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