i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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