question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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