Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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