is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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