Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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