thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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