Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm experimenting with sincerity
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
